Twenty-one Truths About Love by Matthew Dicks

Author:Matthew Dicks
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: St. Martin's Publishing Group

MARCH 7

2:45 PM

Things I’m loving

Chipotle burritos

Kottke.org

Lyle Lovett Pandora station

My wife in a T-shirt and underwear

Cold water from a metallic water bottle

Carhartt socks in place of slippers

Egg McMuffins

Hoodie

Any day over 35 degrees

MARCH 8

10:13 PM

Worst news

World hunger still exists.

Cancer has not been cured.

Jill’s breasts are now painfully sensitive.

MARCH 8

11:50 PM

Rules for Life in London (Rudyard Kipling, 1908)

Wash early and often with soap and hot water.

Do not roll on the grass of the parks. It will come off black on your dress.

Never eat penny buns, oysters, periwinkles or peppermints on the top of a bus. It annoys the passengers.

Be kind to policemen. You never know when you may be taken up.

Never stop a motor bus with your foot. It is not a croquet ball.

Do not attempt to take pictures off the wall of the National Gallery, or to remove cases of butterflies from the National History Museum. You will be noticed if you do.

Avoid late hours, pickled salmon, public meetings, crowded crossings, gutters, water-carts, and over-eating.

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